so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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