Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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