wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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