Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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