god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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