So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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