Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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