A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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