He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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