He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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