bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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