Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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