Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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