shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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