I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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