she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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