Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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