I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
