i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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