yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my sisters under your porch take her home
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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