Already got asked if we're dating
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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