pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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