none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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