I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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