I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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