I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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