I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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