Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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