OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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