Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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