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(858): View more from California

Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'

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(858): Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing' http://tfl.nu/qgwx

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(201): View more from New Jersey

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

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(201): the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called. http://tfl.nu/7ag1

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(310): my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me. http://tfl.nu/1ci0

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.

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(201): I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork. http://tfl.nu/8epk

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(604): View more from British Columbia

mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.

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(604): mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday. http://tfl.nu/2gms

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(704): She brought up feelings... her days are numbered http://tfl.nu/9lng

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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(918): did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat? http://tfl.nu/7nmi

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.

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(918): The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals. http://tfl.nu/o5rq

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(903): View more from Texas

I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.

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(903): I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish. http://tfl.nu/384h

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.

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(603): Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight. http://tfl.nu/r24v

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(419): View more from Ohio

My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong

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(419): My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong http://tfl.nu/lmgu

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(530): View more from California

I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"

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(530): I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex" http://tfl.nu/wknw

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(925): View more from California

michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.

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(925): michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him. http://tfl.nu/5r7o

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(269): View more from Michigan

My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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(269): My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night." http://tfl.nu/krw1

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.

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(+44): I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no. http://tfl.nu/bvly

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