Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)