her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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