lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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