38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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