Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I hate all girls vehemently.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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