addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Green mimosas i think yes
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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