i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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