The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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