Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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