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Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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