i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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