Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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