have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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