I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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