what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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