Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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