fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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