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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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