Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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