Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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