went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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