my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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