:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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