I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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