He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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