so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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