we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
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Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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