Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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